Vlad the ...um...Paler

Blood-sucking vampires
Noctilionine phantoms
Lucifugous spooks

Take it Away!

Brassed off brass band banned
Confiscable instruments
They're gone with the wind

Unwritten Rule

Invisible feint
Penned with disappearing ink
Self-effacing type

(!)

Legs spread akimbo
Bracketed exclamation
Punctuated porn

Phobic

Latest iPhone apps
New-fangled technology
Gizmo rigmarole

Love it!

Devine yeasty spread
Celestially derived
Manna from heaven

Green Power

16-inch courgette
Fending off ursine attacks
Well whodathunkit?

Pope on the Ropes

Big man dressed in white
The Holy 'See no Evil'
Self-serving aeon

Wailing Wall

Distance makes me keen
Absence makes the heart fonder
I'll remain agog

Swift Humour

Gargantuan eyes
To rival Marty Feldman
Brobdingnagian

Unrequited

Imago amour
Yours is the face I still see
When I close my eyes

Jerked Feet

St Vitus danced it
Sydenham choreographed
Jazzy jactation

Future Perfect

A bright dawn awaits
Perpetual forward flux
The optimist wends

In the Can-Can

Vaudeville, Moulin Rouge
Feathers, powder, paint and flesh
A burlesque display

Graduated Affair

Benjamin Braddock
Mrs. Robinson's toy-boy
Hobbledehoy lust

Crisp 'n' Dry

Crystals on the grass
Visible breath before me
Frabjous morning walk

Punctuation Haiku#1

Colostomy-bagged
Puncturated post-op change
A semi-colon

Mature Students

Lapping up knowledge
Noddy dogs in the front row
Barking out answers

Tantalising Tit

A hint of nipple
A smudge of pendulous breast
Diaphanous blouse

Stop!?

Punctuation types
Astonished curious group 
Interrobang gang

Blob Guests America

Large quaggy songstress
It ain't over till she sings
Star-Spangled Banner

Suited and Booted

Transgender role-play
It's her who wears the trousers
Androgynous boss

Unfriendly Fire

Better watch your back
Lest an arrow be shot there
By arch enemies

An Exceptional Host

'This bread is divine!'
'It's my special recipe.'
Ambrosial meal

Skin Deep

'Am I beautiful?'
'Um...' paused the plastic surgeon
Cosmetic filler

Calendar Girl

Looney lunar looks
The babe with Betty Boop eyes
Gave full-moon regards

Tittle Title

A soupçon of French
With requisite cedilla
Vrai accent français

If Looks Could Kill

His eyes said it all
Murderous subaudition
She withered and died

Lover's Lament

You were good to screw
But without you I feel screwed
Oh how I rue you

Saucy Decisions

Bearnaise sauce with steak?
Or Hollandaise with salmon?
Guess I'll roux the day

Fahrenheit 451

Disgraceful 'Pastor'
Planning a Qur'an bonfire
Ramadan ding-dong

Just Desserts

Dubious cold dish
A hint of bitter almonds
It's just a soupçon

1977

Party in the streets
A royal celebration
Silver jubilee

Hai-kugel

A happy new year
With rambunctious horn-blowing
L'shanah tovah

North and South

Divided country
Eire remains just a dream
Gerrymandered isle

In the Biblical Sense

Divine trinity
Tantamount to testament
Holy rubric cubed

Turin Mystery

Unknown shrouded corpse
Zetetic detective work
Reveals John Doe's name

Savvy Navvy

Luminous waistcoat
Hi-visibility work
Kenspeckle labour

Treble Trouble

Witches cachinnate
Stirring a bubbling cauldron
High-pitched regicide

Parent Power

Omnipresent mum
An innate ability
For bilocation

Mouth Watering

Meandering chat
Anacoluthic drivel
A tortuous stream