Warmongering

Bush-Blair deceptions
Casuistry mass-destructs
Where were those weapons?

Boobed

Silicone implants
Exploding at altitude
Busticated bust

Monstrous

Rodent behemoth
Wee cow'rin tim'rous beastie
Scares biblical hulk

Polemic

The blame game plays out
Televised finger pointing
Where lies the onus?

A Steady Hand

Swift decisive cut
The Mohel's eighth-day duty
A nebbish-free zone

Making Waves

Manual fervour
Zealous gesticulations
Windmills of my mind

Blood Suckers

Malarial pests
Protozoan parasites
Quotidian sweats

Size Elevens

Learn to keep it shut
Avoid foot-in-mouth disease
Flibbertigibbet

Mistress and Commander

Paddle-spanked and whipped
Enjoined by cuffs and collar
He's dominatrixed

Walk the Wok

Oriental stroll
Chinese constitutional
A round-bottomed dish

Medicinal Purposes

The juice of the grape
Vinum as panacea
Elixir of life

Lurex

Ravelled lustrous yarns
Nitid metallic fibres
Purlescent sweater

Just a Phase

My honeymoon wax
Has grown a four-week stubble
As lust's ardour wanes

Cashing in

Burning down the house
My potlatch party will rock
Dowse the flames with gas

Veto

Don Corleone
To wear Sicilian garb?
A tough decision

Gem

Diamond in the rough
Wrought by celestial hands
Heavenly bijou

Ouch!

'Put me down!' she cried
Onomatopoeic drop
She lands with a squelch

Twilight

Crepuscular sun
Dimming on the horizon
Vespertine view

Hazy

I barely recall
Delicious fading features
Evanescent face

Self-love

Dumb Narcissus
Object of your own desire
Hunk adoré

Buff

Golden adonis
Perfect specimen of man
Hunky doré