Treasured Chests

Beachcombing voyeurs
Sneek a peek as girlies beek
Bikini-clad trove

A Warm Deceptive Smile

Tricked out of my treat
By your Jack O'Lantern grin
Cruel shenanigans

Neighbourhood Wotcha

A cheery hello
To the kith in the locale
Safety in numbers

Fromage Fray

Cheshire cheese cat fight
Wild feline that got the cream
Ailurophile scrum

Daydream Believer

Late afternoon nap
Drifting off on the chaise longue
Couchant reverie

Eggy Bred

Can I have some...more?
Oh I'll never have un oeuf
Milquetoast Maman

Bacon and Sauerkraut

Jewish and Irish
A fatal combination
Till death do us part

Puntsh Drunk

Black-belt in black hat
Roundhouse kick to the punim
Hassidic judo

Yid be Needin' a Map#2

To Tipperary?
Vey iz mir! Don't start from here!
It's a long aul' schlep

Yid be Needin' a Map

To Tipperary?
Well, I wouldn't start from here!
It's a long aul' schlep

Word Nerd

Enunciation
Vowel-consonant science
Fine orthoepy

Hot Scott

Midas Connery
Guaranteed Pussy Galore
With his Goldfinger

Hot Scotch

Tight little island
Make mine a Gaelic coffee
With whisky galore

What Lies Beneath?

Ovine overcoat
Appearances can deceive
Masking lupine truths

What's all the Skype?

Circadian beat
Thrown by sweet nocturnal jive
But he rocks my world

Take it Back

Cruel repossession
Bailiffs knocking down the door
Distressed distrainee

Food for Nought

Greedy gossips seek
Salacity in volumes
Scandal gormandized

Me 'n' U

He's so delicious
He makes me avaricious
Gormandize me now!

Vitreous Humor

Wolfed from a glass plate
The belly's bigger than them
Juicy gormand eyes

Old Spice

Meat that's past its best
Sharply dressed in camouflage
Piquant maquillage

Apoplectic

Sudden burst of rage
Boiling sanguinary stew
A foudroyant stroke

Funny Bones#2

Nimble phalanges
Delicately vellicate
Digital delights

Funny Bones

Nimble phalanges
Fluency in effleurage
Digital delights

Transatlantic Blues

Unlike Liza 'M'
Letter 'S' makes me enthuse
Rhapsody in 'Z'

Take it Lying Down

Face the unknown prone
When posed a puzzling koan
Choose to sleep on it

Altared State

Jilting the poor groom
The bride absquatulated
Fast on frigid feet

Straight Ruler

Given twelve inches
An upright gerent will take
A foot, not a mile

Grounded

Knickers in a twist
Flying gives me the fantods
Thank God for Xanax

Which Craft?

Etymology
Voodoo? Magic? Charisma?
That's some mojo source

Thrush

I've an honest yeuk
A little bird told me so
Being candida

Green Horn

Cow eyes bat coyly
Naive novice innocence
Cheechako amour

Note to Self

Try to keep it breve
Even shorter: semibreve
Better still: minim

Put the Skids on

Sit and rest a while
Take a constipated pause
On a tarry stool

Hold the Mayo!

With cries of fowl play
She served up a dressing down
A spatchcock sandwich

T-Junction

Which path should you take?
Let serendipity choose
Why prognosticate?

Footwear Destiny

Blithely Nancy stomped
Those boots put to their purpose
Stiletto revenge